Remember the last time you cleaned out your bag and found a pummeled-to-bits, unwrapped tampon, five gum-covered pennies, receipts for receipts for receipts, a leaky bottle of hand sanitizer and a capsized tin of Altoids? And remember how you felt as though you’d won the lottery when you pried off that Starbucks gift card with a […]
He’s trying to survive his wife’s Pinterest phase and hoping his current living nightmare was spurred by a simple hormonal imbalance after her last pregnancy. He whimpers in his car sometimes, alone. But he paints a smile — this smile — on his face when with his family. He’s a hero. He’s a dad.
“You Guys Fail in The Normal World Degree”: A Daughter’s Critique of Her Dumb Parents — Funny Tweets for August 26th – September 1st
In one way, the young girl in this video is fortunate: She possesses easily accessible proof of her parents’ wholehearted-commitment to her emotional neglect. What a lucky lady! After all, we all wish we could hit “play” on a moment in our childhood — while in the loving arms of the therapist’s couch […]