I happened across this gem as I was tossing some preservative-infused attempt at nutrition into my daughter’s lunchbox. I’ve made no secret of my own culinary incompetence, but this showoff could make both Paul Bocuse and Pablo Picasso feel inadequate. If Pinterest were an actual parent, this is what it would pack in its kid’s
lunchbox. Forget representing all the food groups, I claim victory if my lunchbox selections manage to represent more than one color from Crayola’s basic palette. I would hate this dude, if I didn’t respect him so damn much.
Congratulations Lunchbox Dad, you have won this week’s Overachieving Parent Who Makes Us Look Bad Award.