What do funny moms, funny dads and funny child-free humans all have in common?
Wow, you nailed it on your first guess. That kind of takes the fun out of it. I thought you’d at least play along and pretend not to know for a few minutes. I had a bunch of fun hints planned to get you going in the right direction – I even bought a dry erase board in case this took a Pictionary turn. But, there you are, a know-it-all to the core, answering my light-hearted question as if your entire annual salary depended on it.
Anyway Big Brain, you’re correct, what they all have in common is that they can distill their brilliantly witty thoughts down to 140 characters and then share them on Twitter with Mother Teresean selflessness for us all to enjoy.
They don’t even charge for the laughs*, so it’s time to repay them the only way we can, with public appreciation.
(* That option does not exist)
What follows is a little more than a handful, but not quite two handfuls-worth of funny tweets from this week. Enjoy and be sure to follow these funny people on Twitter.
Taking my 2YO to soccer with the same enthusiasm as if I was on my way to have a testicle removed with a dull exacto blade.
— btemps (@btemps) March 30, 2014
I just got extremely excited to take a nap. I’m talking, “Christmas morning, Thanksgiving dinner, Easter-egg-hunting” excited
— ~Anna~ (@tayandmae) March 29, 2014
It’s official! I’m old enough to declare that Molly Hatchet and a ham sandwich sound better than an orgasm inside a stranger.
— Paul Shirley (@paulthenshirley) April 4, 2014
All the families with pet fish named “Nemo” missed a very important aspect of that movie.
— Kevin Hamilton (@Badaftertaste) March 31, 2014
4-yr-old singing “Teenage Dream” at the top of her lungs so parenting’s going great.
— Kristy Sammis (@kristysf) April 1, 2014
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if a fire truck is coming or if two female employees who hate each other are saying “hiiii!!” to each other.
— kctacoparty (@kctacoparty) April 1, 2014
No Children ft. BC Smart
— TRexboner (@TRexboner) April 2, 2014
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