Since we’ve neglected you all for so long, we decided to offer a special bonus this week and combine one and a half episodes together for the price of one!
The price being your sanity of course.
And as always, we are not liable if you mysteriously find yourself jabbing an ice pick in your cochlea around minute 13 to dull the pain.
Our first half-episode covers Erin’s expiring eggs, the phrase: “Dolphins are like prostitutes,” and Katie confessing her intrusively impulsive thoughts about wanting to stick stuff in a dolphin’s blowhole. We also discuss poop and share another story about a violently removed penis, because after all, it wouldn’t be a Funny Moms podcast without adequate coverage of those two topics.
After the first half-episode cuts out “unexpectedly” (unexpectedly since Katie has no business trying to manage audio responsibilities secondary to her technological imbecility) we launch into our current episode: The Foreskin Industrial Complex.
Basically Erin melted her face off and is now using a “Special Cream” to heal it. If the “Special Cream” sounds as menacing to you as the Colonel’s “Special Sauce,” then your spider senses are reliably tuned, my friend.
We also cover Erin’s stance on Immigration that is inexplicably inextricably intertwined with her stance on buffets (I should’ve been a rapper), outsmarting a 6 year-old (not hard to do), Katie’s vacation at hillbilly mecca, and Katie’s feelings on the ocean, which *spoiler alert,* are strikingly similar to her feelings on magic.
Oh and also sharting (well making up stories about sharting to impress Jenny McIlroy) and playing with fake poop – because again, we cannot get through an episode without talking feces.
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