Each Friday, Scott Muska will be blurbing some important information for Funny Moms, so you can quickly and easily stay up to speed on all the stuff that’s happening in the world of pop culture.
Parents are busy.
It’s not like you have time to surf the Internet all day, reading about pop culture and current events, you know, between having to keep your small humans alive and all.
But Scott Muska does. He’s childless and a freelance writer, which means he spends most of his day in front of his laptop skimming the most pertinent information the Internet has to offer. (He spends the rest of his day staring at a blank page and a blinking cursor, sometimes weeping.)
Each Friday, Scott will be blurbing some important information for Funny Moms, so you can quickly and easily stay up to speed on all the stuff that’s happening in the world of pop culture.
If you want your kids to admire a celebrity, teach them about Jon Hamm. Dude called Justin Bieber a shithead in an interview with Men’s Fitness this week and the Internet blew up about it. That’s using your social standing in the most conscientious manner – the way it should be used—calling out the world’s biggest little prick. The full quote: “Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the f**k, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. [He should have] a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, sh**head!’”
Jay Z and Beyonce have reportedly declined an invitation to Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s wedding, because they don’t want to be included in the train wreck that is Keeping Up With The Kardashians. (And of course the wedding will be a reality TV “event.”) This excites me because pretty much every young woman in the country has a major clit boner for Beyonce (and by extension, Jay Z), and they emulate everything she does. This could result in the boycott of Kardashian. FOREVER. Which is great, because she’s a see-you-next-Tuesday and West is a narcissistic cockbag.
Miley Cyrus canceled the remaining dates on her Bangerz tour this week. The alleged reason? An allergic reaction to antibiotics and an extended hospital stay. Or, if you’re even vaguely adept at sifting through bullshit, the mental breakdown she’s been experiencing in the public eye for the last year is finally nearing completion.
We all thought that marrying Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger would be the worst decision of Avril Lavigne’s entire life, but then she went ahead and made a video for her song “Hello Kitty.” It’s very, very racist toward Japanese people, and not surprisingly, people are cranky about it. Lavigne is denying that she is racist, and is maintaining that she genuinely loves Hello Kitty paraphernalia and culture. Also, Kroeger produced the video. Fucking Canadians, man.
Have you ever wished you could blow a nice long rail of alcohol instead of taking a shot or butt-chugging it or whatever? Well, soon you’ll be able to! Palcohol, a powdered alcohol substance, is likely going to be sold soon in our beautiful country. It’ll make it a lot easy to carry your booze around in a baby bag. All you’ll have to do is run to the ladies’ room, cut up a line, and get super weird. Just don’t confuse it with the Johnson & Johnson Talc.