Funny Moms Podcast Episode 3 in which the ladies discuss dying from a falling severed rapper's penis, Erin raps and discloses her exhibitionist past, and Katie worries and considers the potential validating rewards of a stalker. Plus placenta recipes, Mongolian dungeon porn, and which kid to use as a human shield.
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On this week’s podcast, Erin and Katie break down the major news story of last week – and likely the last decade – which was Wu-tang affiliate rapper Christ Bearer (Andre Johnson) severing his penis and then jumping off a two-story building. Mr. Johnson’s johnson (huh huh) could not be reattached, but Erin and Katie discuss perhaps an even more tragic outcome that could’ve hypothetically befallen (huh huh) an innocent bystander in this situation.
Podcast Question of the Day
What would be worse: dying from a head injury caused by a falling severed rapper’s penis or actually surviving the event and having to report to the ER with injuries sustained from a falling severed rapper’s penis?
Feel free to share your answer in our comments section.
Related tragedies to this story: this exists (please post your result in the comments section) and Erin felt like it was the appropriate time to introduce the world to her rapping “ability.” Spoiler: our cochlea will never be the same. Oh and Erin, since we recorded, several of our questions have been answered…GAAAAHHH!
Spoiler #2: Katie recorded last week’s show after a whopping 4 hours of sleep in the prior 48, so she has a mini neurotic breakdown about the ludicrousity of unpredictable kid vomit and Erin actually abandons her fledgling rap career to break out some mad therapy skills. This includes a customized mindfulness mantra that is guaranteed to make you feel better about your life.
Erin regales us with exhibitionist tales from her time spent in the Little House on the Prairie, while Katie contemplates the potential self-esteem enhancing properties of a stalker. And we RAP up (huh huh) with placenta smoothies, Mongolian dungeon porn, and which kid we’d use as a human shield. (Probably best to purge from your consciousness the fact that this show was recorded on Holy Thursday.)