In today’s edition of Parents Just Like Us, Except Nothing Like Us, we feature Kate Moss (size nil supermodel – turned fashion world pariah due to drug use, despite rampant drug use in said fashion world – turned inspirational comeback kid who now earns 9+ million dollars a year. Oh, and mom of Lila Grace Moss Hack, who has to have been named for some extra on the Dukes of Hazard) and her former flame Mr. Johnny Depp (current world record-holder for most rings and scarfs worn at once without being a Banana Republic checkout counter and father of Lily-Rose Melody Depp and son John “Jack” Christopher Depp III).
Before these two average folk became parents, they dated each other and lived – well just like you’d imagine two beautiful people without kids, or money concerns, or any grasp on reality – would live.
Take a glimpse at the 90’s New York shanty they shared. Pottery Barn be damned, this is what our cribs should look like.