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New Daddy Chronicles, Part II: Now the Baby is Home – Year One
(Note: In the most epic example ever of something that could not be more fitting, Part I of this New Daddy series: “Here Comes the Baby” was originally published in May…OF 2015!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! So, now my baby is like, 2. She smokes cigarettes and curses and I think she’s dating someone named Danny. From what […]
Expectant Father Mailbag
Well sports fans, we’re at the 34-week mark, a time when—according to an app that actually IS our primary caregiver—my child is “the size of a small watermelon! It can open its creepy alien eyes, its pooping regularly into my wife’s stomach, and it can hear when I scream obscenities at the World Cup match […]
Funny Moms Advice Column
We all need a little advice from time to time. Sure, most of us have our “go-to” advice givers, people we either trust, will tell us exactly what we want to hear, or who are most often within earshot. Whatever our parameters may be, unless of course we’re drowning in narcissism, most of us recognize […]