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“You Guys Fail in The Normal World Degree”: A Daughter’s Critique of Her Dumb Parents — Funny Tweets for August 26th – September 1st

    In one way, the young girl in this video is fortunate: She possesses easily accessible proof of her parents’ wholehearted-commitment to her emotional neglect. What a lucky lady! After all, we all wish we could hit “play” on a moment in our childhood — while in the loving arms of the therapist’s couch […]

August 31, 2016 More
 

Our Mobile Dumpsters — Tweets of The Week for August 19th – 25th

Remember the last time you cleaned out your bag and found a pummeled-to-bits, unwrapped tampon, five gum-covered pennies, receipts for receipts for receipts, a leaky bottle of hand sanitizer and a capsized tin of Altoids? And remember how you felt as though you’d won the lottery when you pried off that Starbucks gift card with a […]

August 25, 2016 More
 

Rio Is Life – Tweets of The Week for August 12th – 18th

The 2016 Olympics in Rio is a lot like life: we all begin our day with the best of intentions, then something goes awry and, because the chemistry is off — or more likely, you asked for both black and pinto beans on your burrito — everything stinks like farts by dusk. Poor Rio. They […]

August 18, 2016 More
 

A Belated Mother’s Day Tweets of the Week May 3rd – 9th

While stopped at a red light, I looked over at a fellow human being sitting in the car to my right. There, driving a red, convertible Sebring, was a middle-aged lady scratching at something on the top of her head. My spidey sense tingled; something was amiss with this woman. Thus, I did what you […]

May 13, 2015 More
 

Chocalypse Now: Tweets of The Week March 29th – April 7th, 2015

For years we have been tortured by headlines touting the impending end of sweet, comforting, parental-love-substituting chocolate as we know it. Much like how our generally bee-free lifestyle has been jeopardized by the threat of those africanized killer bees, which were supposed to buzz in and destroy our way of life before the year 2000 — […]

April 9, 2015 More
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