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Mom Of The Year – Again

I was outside planting flowers when my daughters informed me they were having a lemonade stand at the end of our driveway.  Concerned that their projected profit margins were superficially deflated based on their chosen location, which lacked both visibility and traffic, I conceded to their pleas and allowed them to walk across the street to […]

June 12, 2014 More
 

Happy Motha’s Day

My mom was cleaning my house yesterday (calm down, I pay her in cash) when a wave of nostalgia passed over her after she sprayed oven cleaner. She started blabbing on and on about my childhood while I flipped through a magazine. “The minute you were born you shit all over me and have been […]

May 13, 2014 More
 

Breast Day Ever

Last Friday was the annual Father/Daughter Dance at my kids’ school.  I was walking out the door after finishing my weekly obligatory “I have unresolved guilt from my childhood” volunteer duties, when I noticed the decorations for the dance and my head slowly tilted to the side.  W.T.F. I stared in absolute bewilderment and incomprehensible […]

April 15, 2014 More
 

Oops I Joined a Cult

My 9-year-old was at her second violin lesson last Sunday when her teacher came out and informed Mike and I that our kid was feeling dizzy.  We walked over to check on her as she stumbled around, white as a ghost and told me she was going to be sick.  I opened the door to […]

April 8, 2014 More
 

I Can See Clearly Now

I recently ran into a woman I knew at the mall.  We exchanged pleasantries and then she launched into how pissed she was that her husband gave her money rather than an actual gift for her birthday.  I stood there totally confused.  Hi.  If Mike gave me money for my birthday I would probably sleep […]

April 4, 2014 More
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