Love & Sex 6
Dear Katie, As the painful number of heart-shaped chocolate boxes, “I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH” cards, and various saccharine garbage begins to spread around my city’s shops like toxic mold in a dark, damp room, I am—once again—forced to stare my sad, lonely existence head-on, like a deer about to be run over by a […]
We all need a little advice from time to time. Sure, most of us have our “go-to” advice givers, people we either trust, will tell us exactly what we want to hear, or who are most often within earshot. Whatever our parameters may be, unless of course we’re drowning in narcissism, most of us recognize […]
My boyfriend and I met 976 days ago. I know, because we are both data freaks who consume charts and graphs and spreadsheets as if they were life-giving nourishment. We keep individual counters on our phones that tell us how long we’ve been together, we have a synced calendar of obligations, and we keep running […]
Deadly asteroids the size of your local Nordstrom slamming into earth, Getting slammed in the head by a free-falling phallus, Jon Hamm slamming the Biebs, Inadvertently slamming the booty during sex, An 8-year-old slamming down his wallet to protect his neighbors and Scott Muska writing a slam dunk gratitude letter to his mom.