Since we’ve neglected you all for so long, we decided to offer a special bonus this week and combine one and a half episodes together for the price of one! The price being your sanity of course. And as always, we are not liable if you mysteriously find yourself jabbing an ice pick in your cochlea around minute 13 to […]
In episode 5 of the Funny Moms podcast, we discuss our distaste for magic (Katie), triple nipples (Erin), moms who choose the elliptical machine over their barfing children (Erin), clowns (Erin & Katie), Percocet (Erin - sadly), flip flops (Katie), having one boob (Erin), and the Avs blowing Game 7 (Katie). We also discuss the importance of eliminating martyrdom, not wearing the fit bit during sex, and introspection in therapy. We give our opinions on cosmetic surgery and then Erin shows Katie her boobs (maybe).
Katie and Erin discuss what's wrong with women (which may or may not include gluing jewels on one's vagina), they bond over their shared social Tourrette's, and Erin gets ready for the Gyno.
Deadly asteroids the size of your local Nordstrom slamming into earth, Getting slammed in the head by a free-falling phallus, Jon Hamm slamming the Biebs, Inadvertently slamming the booty during sex, An 8-year-old slamming down his wallet to protect his neighbors and Scott Muska writing a slam dunk gratitude letter to his mom.
Funny Moms Podcast Episode 3 in which the ladies discuss dying from a falling severed rapper's penis, Erin raps and discloses her exhibitionist past, and Katie worries and considers the potential validating rewards of a stalker. Plus placenta recipes, Mongolian dungeon porn, and which kid to use as a human shield.